"The All Mighty Ruler Pinky" Someday 10/25-10/29

Ryan Pinkowski: an average student who just doesn’t do his blogs in online publishing. Perhaps he’s just lazy; he just doesn’t feel like doing his blogs. Maybe there is more to the story, there’s just something we don’t know about the day and life of Ryan Pinkowski. Personally I know “Pinky” better than everyone else. Don’t ask questions I just do. The schedule for this deeply unique individual is surprisingly complex. In the morning he gets up and eats razors for breakfast, every morning. Of course one can’t just eat razors and have a perfectly normal mouth. His mouth is filled with razors to attack those other razors.   After eating his nutritious razor filled breakfast, he rides the bus to school to catch up on some major Z’s.  He then walks into school and does all his work except for, of course, the blogs in online publishing. Instead he researches villains that are planning to take over the world. You see Pinky is also looking to take over the world. Although all those evil doers are merely in his way, he finds that the best way to take them out is to talk to them in an annoying matter until eventually, they’re face melts.  A very effective way might I add.  How he plans to take over the world you ask? Well that is strictly secret. Although if I have told you this much I might as well go the whole nine yards. He will start with Ireland and Scotland. He will take as many goats as he can and he will graze the rolling green hills until they are nothing but a desert land.  The people will cry out and plead for him to stop this madness. But he will say “Nay! I shall not! I will only agree to halt my actions if Robert Currin agrees not to assign blogs to the class ‘Online Publishing’ any longer!” by then his plan would have worked perfectly and there would be no more blogs for online publishing, thus causing the world to spontaneously combust, and hand control over to the one and only Pinky. But for now he spends his time searching for other villains that might stand in his way of getting livestock. What a day that will be.